C.A.R.P.S.

[Res Ipsa]

Wanted: Teachers

I got a lot of learning to cram into between now and next moon. Need a few people to help me out.

This is what I got to get teachers for:

1. learning how to expertly knock someone out by hitting'em from behind
2. learning how to knock someone out by pinchin' em from the front
3. learning how to dodge better. I'm just a beginner at this.

I got skills to barter with, and things to teach for trade. Can pay cash if you got a writ to teach this stuff.

Come talk to me if you are interested and gonna be around town for the next month.