C.A.R.P.S.

[Res Ipsa]

*Res saunters into the Inn and posts a flyer up on the wall*

WANTED

Taking applications for a new business venture.

Potential to make lots of money for the right people.

Ongoing jobs. It's high risk, but you'd be bored with anything less... and besides, the money makes it worth it.

I'm only interested in hiring the best.

If you want to join my little band, and want to make a ton of money with me, come talk to me.

Signed,

Res Ipsa