C.A.R.P.S.

[Kimberlyn Darksbane]

*Kimberlyn does her best to try and not snicker as well after Darthesis's statement. It's probably the first time anyone has almost seen her crack even a grin lately.*

*She turns her attention to Kathryn.*

Baronial Cavalier Kathryn Skress I'd like to introduce you to the mage here Eld. His companion is Edrick Stormbane I believe. I think he's a part of Mandalor if I'm not mistaken. The elf I know, actually he was with us assisting the dwarves. Edrick except for sensing him I unfortunately haven't had a chance to get to know but I honestly really do appreciate the assist in this matter.

Guys this is Baronial Cavalier Kathryn Skress. Believe me she can kick much booty with the best of them.

[Kathryn Skress]

*Kathryn nods to both Eld and Edrick at Kimberlyns introduction.*

I'm sorry, Eld. Very rude of me not to remember fighting along side you. Of course I remember you now.

*To Edrick*

Pleased to meet you. That does remind me, there wasn't a Mandalore representative about last month to show my books to. I would like to get that resolved as soon as possible.

*Back to Kimberlyn again*

I've sent a messenger to Vincent Helm to arrange a meeting for House matters. I hope to get an appointment today.

[Edrick Stormbane]

*Edrick bows towards lady Katheryn*

The pleasure is mine my lady.

*Standing up*

Yes, I can review your books and collect your taxes. I am the Mandalore's chief enforcer for this area and I am at your service.

[dier_cire]

It is quite alright. I get humans and their names confused sometimes as well. :smiles: You'd be surprised at the number of humans named Bob around here.

Well, my guess is all that are here are, well, all that are here. We ready to do this? I would like to spend some time trying to figure out if I can't dispose of the midnight creatures a little more 'economically' than I have planned.

[Kathryn Skress]

*To Edrick*

Actually, I have no taxes. *grumbles a little* I didn't even get my wages this month. I just want to have you notarize my ledger for the month.

*To Eld*

Oh! It isn't just Elven names I forget... I forget everyone's!

*She grins a little*

A result of getting stabbed too many times I think. You can only almost die so many times before there are side-effects. But you are right. There is a strangely high concentration of Bobs in this area. Anyway, we can't leave quite yet if we are going to head to Ports End first. I haven't heard back from Baron Magistrate Helm on whether or not I can get an appointment today.

[Divin Stormshadow]

*From one of the random corners of the bar*

calling him Silvey... why did I never think of that! oh wait that's right, cause i've never been to his court, or have I...

*looking over towards Lyshon*

Hay can you recall if I've ever meet him? I mean like in person cause I really tend to mix up my imagination with what actually happens on this plain a lot lately.

[Sir Llyshon]

*quirks an eyebrow and looks over at Divin* "You've never met him Divin. Prince Greyston, perhaps, but never the King."

*He looks at Kathryn* "Will you be needing Darthesis?"

[Kathryn Skress]

Well, with a special rate of 2 wald, it's hard to turn him down. I don't think I have that kind of change on me though. *grumbles again under her breath about lack of wages* Would the town council be up for supporting this venture?

[NPC SoCo]

Bob looks up from the bar. Uh, hey who else is stealing my name? I've had that name claimed for my whole life so far, so by rights it's mine.

[Divin Stormshadow]

hmm... then I'll have to remember the line for when I do meet him.


as for you Bob.... has no one ever told you? the name Bob carries a mighty curse. Long long ago when the human race was still young, the name Bob was stolen from a very old and very powerful Mountain, and the mountain was not amused at the gall the lowly humans had for taking such a name, so he cursed the name as to destroy it's power.... The precise words of the curse have been lost over time, but what we do know is that to this day roughly every 4th human takes the name Bob.

[Kimberlyn Darksbane]

*Kimberlyn looks a Divin*

Divin, mind not scaring Sylas's bartender. *To Bob* Bob, your name is fine. I think there might be a few cookies or something in back, if you can get in grab yourself one and put it on my tab. If you might be opening up for business and brewing any of that coffee stuff, I could use a big mug full of it.

[Divin Stormshadow]

oh.... right right

*giving Kimmy a big wink and turning to Bob*

I was just.... joking... your name is just fine Bob. I mean, cursed names... that's just nonsense.

[NPC SoCo]

With big eyes Bob looks between the mage huntress and the strange dark elf. "Cookies, yes, cookies will be nice. Doomed you say? By Bob that's not good."