C.A.R.P.S.

[Divin Stormshadow]

the fate of PIE!!

or was that the world... I always get those two mixed up

[Sylas Hay]

"No, its Pie."

[Sylas Hay]

"Wait, No it was the World."
*turning back to Twilight*
"How long have we known each other? Do I really have to try and convince you how 'Daft' I am? If your looking into other more pressing concerns I'll defer, but at the least could you give me some advise. When I looked into it the 'stars' told me that this child is both of there's, but I might not have asked the question the right way."
*continuing unabashedly*
"So either these two couples have had 'daliences' that the others arent aware of, and this child one of the ones missing, but has a parent in either camp.. or Chaos has somehow 'blended' the two children.. or Im missing something very obvious."
*reaches in pouch and pulls something out, then casually touches the child with the other hand*

[X-GM Fesko]

Helga turns very red. Burt fumbles with an ale bottle, nearly dropping it.

[Solari Son of the Mother]

Well, Sylas, mayhaps which of these are the parents isn't that important right now. Maybe the focus should be on which baby this is so that a clearer answer can be found. Right Burt, *nods slowly and deliberately to the man and makes sure the ale doesn't drop to the floor* that's really what you came to find out. I'm sure you're not here to cause a big commotion, right Helga. Chaos is a strange form of uhm hand wavin' hokum doodah. So anything is possible if the child has been exposed to chaos. I suggest you all take some time and figure out what you REALLY want, talk to your spouses and be OPEN AND HONEST with them. If an agreement can't be reached then come back I'm sure Sylas can help you out.

[Faerykin]

*Spring rolls her eyes at Sylas*

And you ask me how long we have known each other. You know there are countless things to be looked into - some pressing, some not-so-much. You also know that oftentimes a Seer does not choose that which they see. Just because I am not currently looking into something does not mean I do not catch a glimpse of it.

*she looks to the Fey Child and winks*

If the stars have told you the child belongs to both sets of parents, the solution is quite simple.

*she looks back to Sylas with a mischievous grin*

I'm certain even you know the answer.

[Divin Stormshadow]

*looking over at Twilight with a confused look*

Okay so all that made relative sense but I think I missed where Pie works into this whole deal. Cause if there is one thing I understand, and knowing me it's really the only thing I understand, it's chaos.... and if chaos is involved here i'm certain it involes pie.

*looking over to the parents*

Any of you have a pie layin around? it could clear up a lot here, I just know it

[X-GM Fesko]

“…She IS Becky…” Helga mutters, eyes wide. Burt slowly nods.

“Well of course she is!” Earl replies, “Isn’t that what we’ve said all along?!”

“Honey, I’m sorry…” She returns, “We need to talk.”

“As do we.” Burt says solumnly to Nancy.

Nancy looks between Burt, Helga, and Earl. “What’s going on?”

“Come on… Let’s go someplace more private.” Burt says, and together the five of them head out of the Inn.

[Sylas Hay]

*waiting till they are out of earshot*
"Looks like Burt already had his 'Pie'."

[Mary Baker]

*popping in from a shadowy mist outside the door*
"Sylas what is going on here? It sounds as if the townsfolk were about? Are they well? Do they have enough fuel and food for the snows about to descend upon us?"

[Sylas Hay]

*looking around half mockingly*

"I think they're set on everything but Pie and Discression."

*looks at Divin*

"You wanna fill in the blanks?"