C.A.R.P.S.

small kitten · Post by **small kitten** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:53 pm

Meow, meow-meow. Umm - meow...purr-purr-rrmeow. Mew! Uh - mew, mew-mew, meow. Meow-meow...meow. Urgrgr-reow. Grrrr! Meow! Meow-meow, meow! Uh-meow, *the small kitten bats her paws* meow-meow-meow! *Standing on the bar, she feigns, ducks, and parries, blocks with an imaginary shield, and then thrusts with her ferocious claws* meow-MEOW! *She then raises her paws in triumph* Meow-MEOW!

Meow-meow. *She sits on the table, licks her paws, and looks at Bombour expectantly while hoarding a dish of pretzels - she waits a minute and paws her cup* Meow...meow?

Bruce the Lab Rat · Post by **Bruce the Lab Rat** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:09 pm

<Bruce notices the cat person!>

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeee!

<He tries to stand up and run away from the cat person, but is too drunk to do so. He rolls himself into a corner, weaving and twitching.>

IckckckckSquickickickickick <grinds his teeth>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:28 am

I agree with the Rat!

*Grabs up Bruce (or tries to) and flees the Inn at a Sprint. Flies up and lands on the roof*

Now that we're safe... Geez don't you look tasty! Marinated, too! Not that I'd piss off Fidelus by eating their investment, of course. Still, must suck being at the bottom of the food chain, huh?

small kitten · Post by **small kitten** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:11 pm

*watches as the two flee the building looking rather sad*

MMEEEOOWWW!!!!

*she pets her tummy and paws the air in the direction of the door*

Bruce the Lab Rat · Post by **Bruce the Lab Rat** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:20 pm

<shivers and tries to burrow under Ebek's armor>
<grinds his teeth nervously>

KkkkkKKKkkkKkkkkk...

Quinn · Post by **Quinn** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:52 pm

If it comes down to a one on one between Bruce and the Kitty my money is on Bruce. Who is willing to take that bet?

Post by **Nyrhtak Of Mahuru** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:50 am

Bruce is a member of Fidelis. I'd like to put money on Bruce as well. What odds are we looking at here?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:54 am

Calm down, Bruce! You can get back to your inebriation after the cat leaves. Has anyone named it, yet? I suppose 'Dark-Spawn-of-Inherent-Evil' wouldn't be well recieved. Besides, that just describes the entire Fela'nos race.

That Wood Elf can talk to it. Maybe he knows it's name.

*Sulks*

Probably something like 'Bird-Catcher'.

Daniel Lockheart · Post by **Daniel Lockheart** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:22 am

Looks at Nyrhtak, and then Ebeck...

Sorry Nyr, I guess you’re not editable...

Aidian ... I take that, rat may be the largest I have ever seen, but that cat has spunk...

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