Town Audit
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halfelfman
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Town Audit
Green hammers a notice onto the door of the tavern.
ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF MIDWAY.
AN AUDIT OF ALL TOWN,GUILD AND HOUSE MEMBERS WILL BE STARTING THIS MONTH.
YOU ARE TO HAVE ALL YOUR TAX INFORMATION AVAILABLE OR WILL BE TREATED AS IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY TAXES.
IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A HOUSE OR GUILD PROOF OF MEMBERSHIP IS BEING REQUESTED.
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE MANDALOR NOTIFICATION.
NOTICE TAXES ARE DUE BI-MONTHLY PER TOWN COUNCIL ORDINANCE
ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF MIDWAY.
AN AUDIT OF ALL TOWN,GUILD AND HOUSE MEMBERS WILL BE STARTING THIS MONTH.
YOU ARE TO HAVE ALL YOUR TAX INFORMATION AVAILABLE OR WILL BE TREATED AS IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY TAXES.
IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A HOUSE OR GUILD PROOF OF MEMBERSHIP IS BEING REQUESTED.
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE MANDALOR NOTIFICATION.
NOTICE TAXES ARE DUE BI-MONTHLY PER TOWN COUNCIL ORDINANCE
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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agmundr
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Re: Town Audit
*Agmundr looks up at Mr. Green as he post his notice. Than shakes his head as he drink the last drop out of his tankard.*
"Mr. Green what does that say not all of us can read. An I am one of those that can not read, so will you tell me what it says please."
"Mr. Green what does that say not all of us can read. An I am one of those that can not read, so will you tell me what it says please."
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Daniel Lockheart
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Re: Town Audit
It says you pay now! You pay CASH!!! 
(Daniel says with a chuckle.) Actually it says *Daniel reads it off to all who can hear.
(Daniel says with a chuckle.) Actually it says *Daniel reads it off to all who can hear.Gentleman Daniel J. Lockheart, Lord of Morborough
Lieutenant in Her Majesties Army - Retired
Keeper of the 4th Tome of ToeVass
Member of the Alchemist Guild of Midway
Paladin of Order
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like." The Inquisition vol 137 pg 1 story about Daniel's latest adventures.
Lieutenant in Her Majesties Army - Retired
Keeper of the 4th Tome of ToeVass
Member of the Alchemist Guild of Midway
Paladin of Order
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like." The Inquisition vol 137 pg 1 story about Daniel's latest adventures.
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halfelfman
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Re: Town Audit
It means that I am doing my job to check and ensure the paper work for this town is correct.
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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Edrick Stormbane
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Re: Town Audit
In a loud voice, it says
ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF MIDWAY.
AN AUDIT OF ALL TOWN,GUILD AND HOUSE MEMBERS WILL BE STARTING THIS MONTH.
YOU ARE TO HAVE ALL YOUR TAX INFORMATION AVAILABLE OR WILL BE TREATED AS IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY TAXES.
IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A HOUSE OR GUILD PROOF OF MEMBERSHIP IS BEING REQUESTED.
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE MANDALOR NOTIFICATION.
NOTICE TAXES ARE DUE BI-MONTHLY PER TOWN COUNCIL ORDINANCE
ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF MIDWAY.
AN AUDIT OF ALL TOWN,GUILD AND HOUSE MEMBERS WILL BE STARTING THIS MONTH.
YOU ARE TO HAVE ALL YOUR TAX INFORMATION AVAILABLE OR WILL BE TREATED AS IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY TAXES.
IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A HOUSE OR GUILD PROOF OF MEMBERSHIP IS BEING REQUESTED.
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE MANDALOR NOTIFICATION.
NOTICE TAXES ARE DUE BI-MONTHLY PER TOWN COUNCIL ORDINANCE
Almer Forni of the Helmspliter Clan
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agmundr
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Re: Town Audit
*Agmundr shake his head at Daniel and chuckle at him. Than looks at Mr. Green with a nod. An than to Edrick, and smiles.*
"Daniel I still am trying to understand your humor, but I am learning to like it more an more each time."
"Mr. Green I understand, but I was not saying you were not doing your jobs. I was pointing out that not everyone can read as you can for different reason. Like my sister nor I can read nor write it is taboo for us to. While some other just do not wish to learn for their own reason. "
"Edrick thank you for reading it out loud for us that can read it."
"Daniel I still am trying to understand your humor, but I am learning to like it more an more each time."
"Mr. Green I understand, but I was not saying you were not doing your jobs. I was pointing out that not everyone can read as you can for different reason. Like my sister nor I can read nor write it is taboo for us to. While some other just do not wish to learn for their own reason. "
"Edrick thank you for reading it out loud for us that can read it."
Safyr, Gan to the Breath of the Asp
Qara Aslan to the Company of the New Dawn
Batu to the Mongke Oyugun
Member of the Seer's Guild
Enforcer to House Mandalor
Qara Aslan to the Company of the New Dawn
Batu to the Mongke Oyugun
Member of the Seer's Guild
Enforcer to House Mandalor
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olaf
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Re: Town Audit
"Olaf only know he has done right by Midway, and expects to be treated as such."
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Barnabas Vulcan
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Re: Town Audit
This is the only town I have ever visited that collects taxes bi-monthly. The Baron is OK with that?
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halfelfman
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Re: Town Audit
since it has been in effect for over 2 years now i would say no. in the year it was put into effect taxes where being paid monthly. Now looking over the records either the city became laxed or people have been ignoring taxation.
Either way I will figure it out and those that know me understand that I am very understanding and helpful.
Olaf don't worry i give respect where it is due, unless someone is on purpose avoiding the payment of taxes while being fully aware they owe them. I will be more than happy to work something out even if they don't have the funds on them to pay what is owed.
Either way I will figure it out and those that know me understand that I am very understanding and helpful.
Olaf don't worry i give respect where it is due, unless someone is on purpose avoiding the payment of taxes while being fully aware they owe them. I will be more than happy to work something out even if they don't have the funds on them to pay what is owed.
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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Maka
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Re: Town Audit
This could be fun!
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Hordemaster of Maka's Bludgeon and Brew
Member of the Alchemist Guild
Sadly resigned from House Mandalor
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Daniel Lockheart
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Re: Town Audit
Boy I have been here for a long time and I've never seen a town ordinance that says bi-monthly. This is very strange. I'll have to look over the records and see who/when/why such a thing was passed. Do you have any information on this. I would say that as far as I am aware it's always been monthly.
Gentleman Daniel J. Lockheart, Lord of Morborough
Lieutenant in Her Majesties Army - Retired
Keeper of the 4th Tome of ToeVass
Member of the Alchemist Guild of Midway
Paladin of Order
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like." The Inquisition vol 137 pg 1 story about Daniel's latest adventures.
Lieutenant in Her Majesties Army - Retired
Keeper of the 4th Tome of ToeVass
Member of the Alchemist Guild of Midway
Paladin of Order
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like." The Inquisition vol 137 pg 1 story about Daniel's latest adventures.
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halfelfman
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Re: Town Audit
it was changed 2 years back in midway if i recall the person who was taking the notes was in charge of mages guild i believe. also i would like to add that taxes kingdom wide are generally done yearly.
I believe i suggest the bi-monthly due to at the time city funds where low or some reason like that I think.
I may not have given a reason.. well any ways it was passed with all in agreement.
I believe i suggest the bi-monthly due to at the time city funds where low or some reason like that I think.
I may not have given a reason.. well any ways it was passed with all in agreement.
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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halfelfman
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Re: Town Audit
maka though i have never had any issue collect taxes much the less asking for paperwork. The enforcers are rarely needed due to the town folk tend to be honest in the past.
For an audit this town has never had one as long as i recall. so it is well over due and only fun if you enjoy paperwork that is.
For an audit this town has never had one as long as i recall. so it is well over due and only fun if you enjoy paperwork that is.
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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Kathryn Skress
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Re: Town Audit
HA!
*Kathryn covers her mouth, smothering further laughter*
Yes, honesty in taxes. Ahem. Good one.
You are misreading your own charter, tax man. Taxes are due monthly in this kingdom, not yearly, though I'm sure you went through all the proper channels to get approval for the bi-monthly collection since wrath hasn't rained down on us so far. Or has it? You haven't answered about this recent tax increase. How long will it last and what is the reason?
*Kathryn covers her mouth, smothering further laughter*
Yes, honesty in taxes. Ahem. Good one.
You are misreading your own charter, tax man. Taxes are due monthly in this kingdom, not yearly, though I'm sure you went through all the proper channels to get approval for the bi-monthly collection since wrath hasn't rained down on us so far. Or has it? You haven't answered about this recent tax increase. How long will it last and what is the reason?
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halfelfman
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Re: Town Audit
nice try
but our charter says yearly sorry about that if you want to argue about it you should read over that charter also.
thus why if you ever where to look at a writ why it has only a year life span on it.
but our charter says yearly sorry about that if you want to argue about it you should read over that charter also.
thus why if you ever where to look at a writ why it has only a year life span on it.
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Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
Andrew Green
Adventuring note # 121
Throwing a ball and saying go fetch boy does not work vs Werewolves.
Player note # 47: Proving the staff wrong is hazardous to your health unless you are Soco. Cause Soco is always right.
Quote From a Grandmaster Healer known as House: Everyone Lies sometimes except House Mandalor members. Those bastards never tell the truth.
Combat tip #22: Wearing parachute pants and singing can't touch this while doing the MC Hammer every time you use Battle Dance is only funny the first few times.
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