C.A.R.P.S.

*maka stands up with a pen and a piece of paper, if you look at the paper you see little stick figures representing random members of town*

HEY! You stinky non orcs! It almost ruttin' season! Dis year though I've learned a few tings from joining Mandalor and all you grubby losers.

So I'm gonna give you a head start here in my pay or rutt ledgers.

You can choose to pay or rutt. I accept cash, goods, and services for pay, but services will be more rutting.

All vic- ... er... lovers.... will be given a forget potion if they so choose and all wounds healed if you're a wussy loser.

Yer all better off letting me know before I get crazy with da ruttin fever.....

Who's first to sign up?

Vaanak giggles at her sister. Turning her attention to the rest of the inn patrons her smile becomes mischevious. "You better do what she says. We tend to get crabby during rutting season if you don't do what we want. Just ask Olaf."