C.A.R.P.S.

[X-GM Snow]

(OOG, Sorry for getting you all excited, he's not exploding literally)

*Adoven looks around the inn, and the young elf shouts*

"What is your problem!?"

*Looks around at the room at large*

"I am a tax paying member of the long knives. I have healed your wounded, given magical protection to those who have needed it, and have even given my LIFE to defend some of you. Yet, There is nothing but excrement thrown in my direction. How am I to prove myself to you? Do actions not speak louder than words? If you want me dead, Why don't I do it myself?"

*Adoven puts his finger to his temple*

"Does anyone object to my death? Seeing as I can't seem to please you people, even though I have done nothing but help you."

[celegar]

OH NOES, ITS A MAGE GONE SUICIDAL! TAKE COVER!

*dives behind a bench*

[Maka]

You're an asshole! You run around town talking about nothing but how great you are and how you can beat anyone in town. If you learned a little teamwork and humility you wouldn't get crapped all over! Even now you show your arrogance by getting angry and demanding explainations!

Even orcs know how to shut up and take cues from others!

[X-GM Snow]

"Wow. I'm pretty sure healing, and giving magical protection IS teamwork."

[Maka]

*maka laughs loudly*

Do you seriously not see why you piss people off?

[X-GM Snow]

"Why do you insist on making me out to be a bad person? I HELP PEOPLE. You annoy me to no end, and I can tell you're helpful."

[Maka]

I have no idea if you're a "bad" person. You're annoying as hell, though!

[X-GM Snow]

"I am still a child by your standings! Do you expect the patience usually expected of my race within this short time period? You cannot rush maturity, orc."

[Maka]

and you can't expect to survive in a grown-up world. maybe dovey needs a nap.

[X-GM Snow]

"It wasn't my choice."

[Maka]

*maka motions to adovan to come over*
Dovy, dovy, come here. Have some ale. Calm yerself down. You'll be fine.

*maka holds out an ale for him*

[pdusen]

Annoyed by the sudden onset in noise and drama, Elias stands up from the bar and walks out.

[GM Evan]

*Vaellar looks over at Adoven*

"Yes, I always treat those who help unicorn hunters with great respect and adoration. I mean after all, without you to help him he never would have had a chance to reach the unicorn and I am a huge fan and consider all those who hunt and kill symbols of hope, purity, and healing within this realm my friends. Perhaps I can buy you a glass of ale to celebrate your decision. Barkeep, what is the strongest toxin, errrr I mean ale that you have available? Please, pour one for Adoven and place it on my tab."

*Vaellar then begins making a sarcastic clapping noise with his hands*

[Res Ipsa]

*Res takes a pull of his ale and eyes Adoven* "Personally, I think people don't like you because you're too aloof and mysterious. It's the lack of emotion that gets to them. You just act too 'Elven'. What you need is to be more dramatic. People love drama."

*He glances to Vaeller, winks at him, then looks back to Adoven* "Why don't you pay me the 8 verlan ya owe me, then take a nice big swig of the free ale that Vaeller is so generously offering to ya, then we can go outside and have a nice big talk about it."

"... by the way, have you paid taxes yet in this Kingdom?"

[olaf]

"What? You give up so soon? How can one say he is great, then not work to become great? When challenges arise you face them! Conquor them! Not run away! If you flee from every conflict you will never stop running!"