C.A.R.P.S.

Stag walks into the tavern and hangs a message on the wall before wandering off towards his small alchemy lab set up in the corner.

It reads as follows.

"Member's of House Jakoric in Midway that i am unaware of, watchers and bards included, come see me so i'm aware of you."

"Thank You."

(PM me.)

Vaanak stares at the letter intently for a few minutes. She scoffs and breaks the silence. "Boring! Put something up that's at least interesting!"

Stag looks up, scribbles a note on a piece of scrap paper, walks up and hangs it next to his other note.

It reads:

"VA IS THE GREATEST MOST AWESOME SHE-ORC OF ALL TIME!"

and in much smaller writing down at the bottom.

"Unless Maka is reading this, in which case Va ties for first."

*maka rips down the second piece of paper and eats it*

no more potion recipes for you!

"Hey! I hadn't finished reading that!!!! What did it say?!"

It said maka awesome.

Vaanak shoves Maka.

"That is not what it said! Stag what did it say?!"

Stag motions for Va to come over to the corner where he starts writing the same message on another scrap of paper, minus the post script. He holds it out in one hand towards her, his focus on the book in front of him, already.

I not worried. Stag lie to please Va. I know truth!

Vaanak grumbles at Maka as she takes the piece of paper from Stag. After several minutes of silence (very unusual for Vaanak) her face breaks out into a grin.

"Ha! Stag says I'm best!"

I'm sure he does, 'cause Stag stupid!

Stag looks up at maka, raises his eyebrow, and then nobs his head in agreement.

Hey just because he joined house Jakoric doesn't make him stupid. Special, maybe, but not stupid.