C.A.R.P.S.

Maka enters the inn looking worn out and ragged.

"Has anyone seen Vaanak? I need to talk to her as soon as I can..."

Vaanak raises up her head at the sound of her sister's voice. She was clearly sleeping in a corner.

"Maka?" she says sleepily still not quite sure what is going on. Gently (for an orc) she lays her twins on the counter and stretches.

*maka's face goes very serious, and her voice gets quiet*

Babies....?

*she looks excited and gets louder*

BABIES!!!!!!

*she grabs them up and starts jumping up and down, suddenly she stops and looks serious again

Vaa... I couldn't find olaf....

Stag looks up from the seat in the corner.

"MAKA! Where have you been? I was getting worried. Thought you had wandered off, and then what would i do? I would so miss my favorite Orc."

Vaanak laughs out loud. "Olaf has been back for quite a while now. I think he's off taking a piss or something... he was here when the newest baby was born." she points to Kavar. "Olaf has been taking good care of me." Her face grows a little softer, after a moment she seems to snap out of her reverie.

"Where have you been?"

Olaf came back on his own? Are you serious? I've been looking this entire time for him, I got some bad info to go north.

*Maka looks to stag*
My Usefull Stag, I had not run off. I was trying to find olaf for my sister.

*maka looks at the babies, she's holding one in each hand*

What are their names? did olaf name them?

Vaanak stands up and crosses to her sister. Lovingly she smoothes down the red fuzz on the first baby's head.
"This is Ivar the Left." You remember him from before. This one here is Kavar the Right. Hw was born almost a moon ago." She gently takes the baby from Maka. "He decided to come during a fight with those damn werewolves. Olaf had to drag me away from the battle so I could give birth." she laughs.

*maka hand the other baby to vaa*

Well, i love them. *she pats them each roughly on the head*

Red Fuzz and Brown Fuzz I will call them!

I am tired. I have been traveling a long time. What happen while I gone?

Vaanak lets out a sigh. "Well first Olaf came back and tried to tell us that he was leaving for good. Made me really angry. Once he learned about the babies he changed his mind. We went looking for the necromancer and after a while found him. He's got armor made of babies that we can't get off of him. We're going to try next moon but who knows what will happen. They said something about fighting way through cave of ancients. I'm going with Olaf. You should come too! Anyways, The werewolves came back and I that's when Kavar decided to come. He tore me up pretty good. I took the necromonic baby thing that came out as well and snapped it in half. No more problem there. What happened to you? You were gone long time!"

I just looked for Olaf!! I finally spent the little money I had to hire a good soothsayer to help me and he said that he was south. At that point I just came home!

"You need to get better at looking! Olaf's been here a long time!" She punches her sister hard in the arm.

"Geez..."

"Well maybe I coulda looked better if I hadn't left you all my monies!!"

*maka makes a pouty angry face*

"Ah monies. I love it so much. Thanks for contributing to the hungry orc babies fund."

How much did you spend? Gimme what u didn't spend back. I give you money when u need it. I have a new guild to buy shit for.

Oh.. oh... do you have potions left? I give you as much as you need but i wanna see what we got

Vaanak acts as if she didn't hear the first part of Maka's statement.

"I have on of those ladder potions...and two healys and a not dead anymore. I gave one of the not deads to Hobo 2 and some healy potions to Olaf."