C.A.R.P.S.

[Sir Llyshon]

[POSTING AS MY NEW PC]*Res saunters into the inn and flashes the barkeep a quick grin*, "Dwarven Ale, if you'd be so kind Master Barkeep." *he sits heavily down at the table and announces (to no one in particular), "You know, I just saw the funniest thing... a pregnant orc looking like she was trying very hard to be sneaky." He looks over towards Lochlain and chuckles at the sight of the healer holding the baby.* "This keeps getting better. I might have to stick around here awhile."

[Sadot]

*Brodmorda chuckles at Res comment and goes about his normally daily work.*

"Res has anyone every told you have a wicked sense of humor?"

[Kreed]

*Kahsan merrily whistles as he walks down the road to Terragon*

[Lochlainn]

"Just wait. If you're quiet, you might hear Kahsan's screams when she strikes."

[Vaanak]

quietly Vannak follows Kahsan along the woods keeping to the line of trees. Traveling in the woods is easy work for her but keeping from laughing hysterically at the prank she plans to play is not. Kahsan is moving at a normal pace and Vaanak follows quickly overtaking him and heading to a giant willow further down the road. With grace surprising for a pregnant orc she clamors up the tree hoping that Kahsan doesn't hear the sounds of her footsteps against the bark.

[Kreed]

*Looking around, Kahsan hears a faint rustling. Believing it to be nothing, He continues on his way*

[Vaanak]

Paitently, which is extremely difficult for an orc, Vannak waits until Kahsan is directly under her. With a yell that would make tougher men soil their pants she leaps out of the tree her sword clutched in her hands.

[Kreed]

*Hearing a roar equal to nothing he had heard before, Kahsan looks up*

"BY THE BEARD OF SYLAS, WHAT IS THAT!?"


*Kahsan attempts to cover his head with his shield while yelling*

[Vaanak]

In his shock Kahsan forgot to run. With a resounding thud Vaanak lands on top of him laughing uncontrollably.

"Oh Hobo!" she cries as tears of laughter stream down her face.

[Kreed]

*Shaking uncontrollably, Kahsan gently pushes Vannak off him*

"VANNAK!"

"Where's the baby?"

[Vaanak]

"I ate it!" She manages to squeak out in between laughs. Once she manages to get her pregnant self up she punches Kahsan in the arm.

"The baby is back with Lochlainn. Where do you think he would be?"

[Kreed]

*Still shaking, Kahsan replies*


"I don't know, I'm glad he's safe."

"Was that really necessary?"

[Vaanak]

"Do you really think I'm dumb enough to jump out of a tree with my newborn baby. I may be an orc but, damn."

Still laughing she dusts off Kahsan. "You're going to be a knight. That means you have to be ready for anything. Even...flying orcs." she erupts into laughter once again.

[Kreed]

*Kahsan blushes*


"I... I'm not dead, Am I?"

[Vaanak]

"I would have eaten you if you were dead remember?" She pats the young human on the back once more.

"Have fun. The road to Tarragon is long, and Sylas' beard won't save you"