C.A.R.P.S.

[Crunch]

*Crunch strides not so subtly through the inn and stands by the message board. He then studies the board for far longer than necessary whilst squinting and cocking his head to the side. After dropping his axe he grabs a piece of charcoal he then leans into the board and draws a few small pictures on the board with no regard for paper. Satisfied he sets the charcoal on the table, retrieves his axe and turns to face the patrons*


"I not know how use board thing right but need learn thing. I want smash thing like Olaf but with axe not big hammer. If know man that teach Crunch then find Crunch outside. I patrol town for safe."


*Crunch stops if responed to, otherwise he walks out the door as Clamorous as he came in. Examination of the board reveals a stick figure drawong of a tall person hitting a small person with a hammer and squishing them. Next to the picture is a drawing of a black handprint.*