C.A.R.P.S.

A man wearing a rainbow-colored robe and with a maniacal gleam in his eye.
"Hey! You people! Someone took my thing and my person! You people solve things like that, right? You should go find them for me! And then, I'll let you play my riddle game! It'll be fun!"

Jewels looks up at the guy thru a cloud of pipe smoke from the bench he is sprawled out on " haay man, gos talks to da guy overs dar wiff da green vest ( points to the leader of town guard) him loves dat kinda shit man." Jewels lays back down taking a long drag from his pipe