C.A.R.P.S.

*Edrick choughs loudly to folks attention*

Well folks, I have some bad news. I have been called away from Midway on some Mandilore business and will not be in town to collect taxes this moon. I know, you all are disappointed (Edrick Grins), but I'm leaving this town in good hands. I have appointed Ziggy as the chief tax collector and Agmundr as head of the Enforces. Agmundr will be supporting Ziggy in making sure the taxes are collected.
Please turn in your taxes to Ziggy this moon so the Thane gets his money and the town gets there’s so the town guard can be paid.
(In a crazy accent) Does anyone have questions!

*Res speaks up from the back of the inn*

"I got a question."

*Agmundr hakes his head.. silly Edrick opened himself up for that one.*

"Sure Res hit him with it."

Sure Res, speak your peace.

*Res blinks and gives Agmundr an innocent smile and a quick wink before looking back over to Edrick*

"Before ya leave, can you look into buying something for me? I got a few bar burning a hole in my pocket."

Need to reduce your gold? Buy it yourself! Nothing cuts through coin like a frenzied Barbarian in a Goblin parade like an unadjusted tax rate! Pay 40% and and watch those Bar melt away!"

"Let Olaf buy for you. All your money disappear and you get very little goods back to weigh you down! Maybe even convince traders to take 50 or 60% in taxes!"