C.A.R.P.S.

[Vaanak]

Angry and turned on at the same time Vaanak flips over and sweeps her leg underneath Olaf's pulling him off the bench and onto the floor with her.

[olaf]

Olaf lands with a lusty battle cry and an elbow to Va's solar plexus. He shifts his weight to pin her good arm to the ground.

[Vaanak]

Vaanak coughs a little blood coming up in the process. Summoning all her strength she swings at Olaf's face hoping it will have some effect as she knows she is currently at the disadvantage.

[Barnabas Vulcan]

~Seeing the arguing stop Barnabas speaks~ Alright I have a list started. Maka could you join me for a nighttime stroll?...alone? ~Barnabas rises and walks out holding the door for Maka~ (PM me)

[Vaanak]

Her swing missing Va settles herself under Olaf. After a few seconds a wicked grin spreads out across her face. Using what strength she has Vaanak throws her body forward slamming her head against Olaf's in a vicious headbutt.

[olaf]

Olaf's eyes cross with the impact. "Ugh! Orcs always win at *that* head game!"

Seeing two Vanaaks, he swings hard at the wrong one, contacting only air. His grip loosened in the disorientation, the mug goes flying out the door.

[Vaanak]

Scrambling out from underneath her mate Vaanak heads out the door returning moments later with the tankard. She helps pull Olaf off of the floor and onto the bench.

"I think we're going to need two drinks here barkeep."

[olaf]

Olaf shakes his head to clear it, then lets out a mighty laugh.

"A good brawl is best followed by a good beer! Yes! Two for each of us!"

[Vaanak]

"You're only having two? I think I must have hit your head harder than I thought." Vaanak's arm snakes around Olaf's shoulders and she squeezes.

"I win once again Olaf. Does this mean you have to do what I tell you again? Because I've got some ideas." She lets out a laugh.

[Kathryn Skress]

*Kathryn looks relieved as the brawl on the floor ends*

Oh good. I was afraid of where *that* was headed. Thought I might have to leave for a while.

[Maka]

Even I thought that was gross.

[Vaanak]

"Shut up Maka. You're just jealous. So I curious. Where did you think that was headed?" Vaanak picks up the tankard she stole from Olaf and drinks its fresh contents in one large long gulp.

[Res Ipsa]

*Res grins at the Orc* "She thought you were going to have sex with Olaf on the floor of the Inn in front of everybody. For what it's worth, I wouldn't have left. Although, I already knew it wasn't going to happen" *Res taps his forehead with his finger* "I looked into it."

[olaf]

"Va win? That imply Olaf lost! Olaf not see it that way." Olaf grins mischivieously, an effort hampered somewhat by the swelling cheek.

He glances at Res. "Time and place for everything. This just play."

[Kathryn Skress]

*Res grins at the Orc* "She thought you were going to have sex with Olaf on the floor of the Inn in front of everybody. For what it's worth, I wouldn't have left. Although, I already knew it wasn't going to happen" *Res taps his forehead with his finger* "I looked into it."

*Smiles a small smile*
Indeed.