C.A.R.P.S.

[Leonidas]

This reminds me of a great story from another LARP.

The people involved:
Jonathan, a Hedge Knight and bit of a scoundrel.
Kaine, a rogue who thought himself more capable than he really was.
Benford, a Knight of the Gauntlet, sworn to defend the Crown.

This conversation happened along a darkened trail, late one moonless night.

Jonathan: So, Kaine, what brings you to our little swamp.
Kaine: I'm on the run from from Tarn. People around there finally had it in for me.
Jonathan: Had it in for you? Why?
Kaine (in a much lower voice): Well I had earned a rather fearsome reputation as an assassin.
Jonathan (in hushed tones): Assassin? You know they are outlawed by the Crown.
Kaine: Very funny Jonathan. Besides I'll pay you to keep the secret.
(Noise of approaching person)
Jonathan: So you'll take any contract?

Kaine: For the right amount of coin I'd slip a knife into the Crown Prince himself. And I'd get away with it, that's how good I am.
(Lantern lights a few feet away revealing a tall, armored knight armed with a mace.)
Jonathan: Greetings Sir Benford.
Benford: ....
Kaine: Gulp!!!

Lol. Love it....... gulp!!!