C.A.R.P.S.

[Guest]

Hmm?

Er... Um...

Me CRUSH turtles!!!!!

[Rasolin W.]

Yes I get that part Bakka....

*chuckles*

Does this mean you want them to come to you *points twardes him*, or go *points twardes the woods* to the turtles to crush them? ....

[Guest]

Turtles dat way? Tanks! Youse toe VERY smart!

*Bakka wanders off toward the woods*

[Solari Son of the Mother]

*Solari falls out of a tree laughing, he scrambles to his feet and goes after Bakka*
Bakka I..Idon't think the t..turtles are out there, they could be, i..if you want some company I will go with you. But d..do not be upset if we do not find any turtles to crush. P..Perhaps we can channel your ..uhm ..aahh energy into something more ...constructive.

[Rasolin W.]

**puts her hand over her mouth to hide her smile.....**

S..u..r..e...... your....welcome..

**waiting till he is into the woods... turns to head into the Inn laughing**
**looks over her sholder at the person falling out of the tree, and laughs even harder*

[Guest]

Whoa! Flying Elf! Landing not so Orky, though. Hey, if turtles hard to find, then you look high, me look low. Den CRUSH! What more con-crusted than crushing turtles? Nothing, me say.

[Rowen Kane]

bocka stop, thats no way catch a crow, look it's works like this,"kane un-ties his coin pouch and shakes it high in the air" and shouts ebeck i have some work for you.

[Guest]

Me not crushing crow! Me crushing tur-

EBEK! YES! Me find Ebek-Bird-Man to crush!

Hmmm... What were turtles about... Bah!

*Moves off in a random direction*

[Bombour Stoutbringer]

Bombour comes out the back door of the tavern,
takes about 5 steps to the trees,
lifts his kilt,
and pisses into the snow.
"Anyone want their name written in the snow?"