C.A.R.P.S.

[Guest]

*Tee comes rushing into the Inn*

Arise my fellow gnomeshh...The time ish at hand to shtart our grandisd of grandishd plansh...eshpecially shince the end of the world ish at hand.

T.O.P.O.L.A.T ish hereby activatedsh...Join me my fellow Gnomeshs

*tee then passes out on the floor in a drunken stupor*