C.A.R.P.S.

[Darthesis]

*** Darthesis comes into the Inn, tosses Bombour a few verlan and
*** posts an announcement on the Inn Door. He then thanks Bombour
*** for the posting space and takes his leave.


Do More With Your Life!

Do you feel like you're wasting even the smallest bit of your life? Do you feel like you could accomplish something important-if only you had better information, a better reputation, or more money? Is that big breakthrough within your organization, guild, or on that long quest you have working on for years within your grasp, but you still need that little something to get over the hump? Fidelis Pro Aurum can provide what you need.

We've always been the highest quality "personal enrichment" service provider (specializing in information gathering, rumor control, item collection, and threat neutralization) in this entire Duchy-and now our services are even easier to procure. Until now, our top-of-the-line and highly guaranteed services have been available only to those with pockets as deep as a landed noble. Now those services can be at your beck and call for no money at all.

Fidelis Pro Aurum is offering, for a limited time, an alternative payment system-the use of a small portion of your essence. The Guild of Magi has been harnessing this power to fuel great and powerful artifacts and aid the greater good for many centuries.

Fidelis Pro Aurum is in negotiations with these Magi of the King to create items such as these, and as such they are able to make this unprecedented offer to you. You receive services of scope, quality, and discreetness unheard of to most not born of noble blood, and in return Fidelis Pro Aurum arranges this quick, easy, painless, and 100% legal procedure for you with the Guild of Magi as payment. Travel to and from Vannaphusek will be covered under the deal and the entire process will last only a few hours.

If you are instead in need of old-fashioned quick money with no strings attached, Fidelis Pro Aurum can also pay you for the use of your essence. Writs of course will be fully signed and filed before any such deal is finalized.

Those with any questions on this new method of payment to Fidelis Pro Aurum should speak to Darthesis Tal'Sadaar, local Chapter Head, or a knowledgeable member of the Guild of Magi. They will all concur that this procedure is legal, simple, painless, and that it aids in research the Guild of Magi performs for our fair Kingdom of Silverthorn.

Thank you for your time,

[Nyrhtak Of Mahuru]

ookyity bookity. Anyone want to tell me what this thing says? If Darth posted it, it's probably something about money, great importance, or better yet....

...is he offering free drinks again?

[Bombour Stoutbringer]

Bombour reads the post out loud.

[Nyrhtak Of Mahuru]

uhhh...that sounds painful.

[Nyrhtak Of Mahuru]

hmm...taking someone's essence?? Isn't that like uhh...the opposite of essence..? You know...uhh..hrm

[Divin Stormshadow]

no it's just the prosess by which you make magic enchantments on an item permenant.