C.A.R.P.S.

[Clouce]

*looks at twilight also with a smile on his face*

Hey twilight want to join the red and black, it would be fun get ya away from all the gloom and doom of your day job.

[Faerykin]

*Twilight looks to Clouse with a bit of shock, then her lips turn in a sly grin*

I tell you what, prove Ebek wrong and I'll think about it.

[Guest]

Yes. Please teach me math.

[Clouce]

*looks at ebeck*

ebeck you don't need to learn math you already know it, whats 10 verlin equal. and i will give ya a verlin if ya give me the answer.

[Guest]

HA!

Trick question!

10 Verlan equals MANY things, but depend on exactly what KIND of 10 Verlan you're talking about.

10 Verlan being added to your purse equals happiness.

10 Verlan clinking in your purse equals a need for more Verlan.

10 Verlan not clinking in your purse equals a need for a bigger purse.

10 Verlan being demanded from you equals a time to fight or flee.

10 Verlan missing from your purse while in a town equals a time for tracking followed by intimidation-slash-pain-infliction.

10 Verlan missing from your purse while in the woods equals sadness.

10 Verlan offered as bounty equals an easy target.

10 Verlan offered to a village equals much peasant cooperation.

10 Verlan offered to Darthesis equals a payment plan in action.

10 Verlan in Ports End equals... a number of things I'd best not talk about.

I get a Verlan for each answer, right? I'm looking foward to answer number one.

[Rowen Kane]

*pulling back his hood as he sets down his back pack*

Somethings will never change...

*turns to summer*

Somethings change for the better.

* looks at clouse*

You realy don't want to make ebek into a pie, i think that he would be better fried, with a side of corn bread and nice little chefs salid."Grins a half assed grin"

its good to be back.

[Guest]

I've been fried before. Thank the wind my armor is leather!

[Clouce]

*looks at twilight*
see, I proved Ebeck wrong, he does know math which means he isn't immune to all forms of pie, he knows exactly how things add up in this world at least the things that are important to him, and that's all that matters. So since I proved him wrong, you gonna join up?
*gets on his knees* Please please please please. You are as pretty as you are wise, a perfect person to help me out with the occasional hard decision here and there. You would be a perfect advisor not to mention good for morale. I mean, your presence would light up any guild hall and your words of wisdom would bring any man to victory in life. So I kneel before you begging you to take it into consideration.

[Faerykin]

*Summer looks to Clouse as if he has grown a second head, yet she remains silent while he speaks. Once he is finished, she looks to Ebek, then back to Clouse*

But, you have yet to prove Ebek wrong. For he is still an Avyanna, and not a pie.

[Bombour Stoutbringer]

Bombour lifts his head from behind the bar:

"I once heard a story about 24 birds that were baked into a pie. Maybe we could try that? And if we did it with Ebek, each bite would also have a pleasant gold or silver surprise in it. We could call in 'Ebek's Bit's: now with more minerals! Get your money back with every bite!'
Could have possibilities."

[Daniel Lockheart]

With a smirk Daniel looks up over his book... his tummy rumbles...


"hmm... "

[Guest]

Hey! You can't prove me wrong! I'm NEVER wrong!

...

... I'm mistaken there, aren't I...

Anyway, you can't scare me with your pie talk because of the well-documented Avyana pie immunity!

Well documented in Avyana literature, anyway.

[Clouce]

*clouce looks at ebeck*

we will see about that ebeck, i will put your immunity to the test one of these days.

[FloggdaGreen]

* the orc at the bar turns and looks at Ebek, a smile forming on his face*

EBEK! Long time no see. hee hee hee wanna play Orc Ball? been practicin and can get good distance on good punt. just need ball.

[Guest]

What you're clearly looking for then, is a ball-shaped pie.