Peasant enters the Inn.
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:00 am
*A boastful-looking peasant walks into the Inn and sits down*
"Greetings all. Have you all heard them rumors about that ogre in these parts? I have. There's supposed to be some Manslayer Ogre that escaped from prison or something, and he's been eating people up all over. That's right - I hear he clubs them first, and then he grabs them by the legs and holds them up above his head - and then, he swallows them whole. He spits out the bones, of course - and that's how we know that he's been eating people. I found some bones myself out in the woods one day - I wasn't really scared though - and then, I heard a rustle in the bushes and I thought I saw the Manslayer Ogre. I picked up a stick I saw on the ground, and I was ready to fend him off. Only, it turned out to be a squirrel, so I fended it off instead. Yep, that's right, I'm pretty tough - no need to point that out. I wouldn't want anyone to feel inferior. I wasn't scared at all when I thought I saw the ogre - most people would be, but not me. Anyway, that's about all I've heard about the Manslaying Ogre. Would anyone like to purchase me a drink for my rumor?
"Greetings all. Have you all heard them rumors about that ogre in these parts? I have. There's supposed to be some Manslayer Ogre that escaped from prison or something, and he's been eating people up all over. That's right - I hear he clubs them first, and then he grabs them by the legs and holds them up above his head - and then, he swallows them whole. He spits out the bones, of course - and that's how we know that he's been eating people. I found some bones myself out in the woods one day - I wasn't really scared though - and then, I heard a rustle in the bushes and I thought I saw the Manslayer Ogre. I picked up a stick I saw on the ground, and I was ready to fend him off. Only, it turned out to be a squirrel, so I fended it off instead. Yep, that's right, I'm pretty tough - no need to point that out. I wouldn't want anyone to feel inferior. I wasn't scared at all when I thought I saw the ogre - most people would be, but not me. Anyway, that's about all I've heard about the Manslaying Ogre. Would anyone like to purchase me a drink for my rumor?